My old grandma used to say "Vulgar, there's no way you're going to amount to anything with your bad attitude and your predilection for taking a dump in the shower!" and she was right. What I have amounted to is a foul mouthed pendejo with a penchant for scratching my hairies in public and a severe hard-on for cheap cigarettes and liquor. But you know what, grandma? I gave up whores for solitude. Those ladies are people too and you have to respect that. Even that Guatemalan girlieman that gave me the clap.
I guess what I'm saying is, it all depends on your definition of "anything".
Friday, June 13, 2008
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